Vikashananda opts for a Knock Out

March 14, 2008

Prachanda and Vikashananda

(Maoist chairman Prachanda and Vikashananda during the inauguration program of a new building of Manokranti Matrix in Godawari. March 9, 2008)

I have never played Boxing – but I can imagine how a boxer might feel like when, out of a sudden and out of a freaking blue – you receive a sucker punch that knocks you out cold for good.

THIS was the “sucker punch” move (almost) perfectly executed by Vikashananda on the Nepali media. Wait, plan and execute. Ingenious!

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Manokranti = Bare Ass Propaganda

February 25, 2008

(I am writing this with extreme respect for meditation and yoga)

Last week, some lucky people of Kathmandu witnessed a glorious farce in front of the Gorkhapatra Corporation, New Road where a bunch of Manokranti followers stripped naked and protested against the Nepali media for not publishing news about their numerous – what they claimed as – “incredible feats”.

They were holding placards written “Stop Yellow Journalism”, “where is the news about world cycle tour”, “where is the news about underground meditation”, “where is the news about walking on the fire”, “where is the news about 12 hours continuous speech”, “where is the news of Manokrantiversity” and also demanded “National acknowledgement/approval for Manokranti Philosophy” among others.

I do not care who this character “Dr. Yogi Vikashananda” is – nor do I care what his “vision”, “teaching” and “philosophy” are. I have nothing against his personal life and activities. He is entitled to his freedom of speech, opinion and pursuit. I do not care what his definition of “manokranti” (translation = revolution of self) is, nor do I care what they do inside their Manokranti Matrix Gurukul.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

February 1, 2008

Chicken

Girija Prasad Koirala: I tell you, listen to me, I tell you. The chicken should not have crossed the road, but it did. If it came to this side, I would fulfill all its demands. It’s not late to come back.

Prachanda: I think it did not like my theory of “Janga Bahadur and Buddha”. It will regret it though. This chicken will not escape the cantonment.

Madhav K. Nepal: This is a great plot against us. Now we are sandwiched between these two bulls. Chicken, come back here, come back!

YCL: We could not prevent the chicken from crossing the road but we will not let “red sandal wood” do the same.

Sujata Koirala: It’s simple, because the Narayanhiti Palace is on the other side of the road.

Bhusan Dahal: I am concerned with only KAAG crossing the road, not chicken.

Prashant Tamang: No, no. I did not cross the road!

India: Bird flu hai bhai, let it cross the border towards Nepal.

Ramdev Baba: I could imagine it did not like performing Anuloom-bilom but why it did not want to grow its hair back, beats me!

Nepal Police: Ma*chik** le bhakku lathi-charge bhete pachi jadai na ta mu**chicken.

Umes: Baal ho, I like Buff momo, chicken momo sucks.

(Interpretations at your own risk. This Chicken-Crossing-Road project is not complete, may be you guys can suggest some more.)


Doya-kwanshi

December 22, 2007

DOYAKWANSHI (democracy)

Democracy

Goru haru kai cha ahile je cha. Uniharu lai nai lageko cha manokranti ko rahar, maha-adhibesh ko lahad. Aba Bikashananda ji lai nai sodhnu parla – manchey haru auchan ki audainan? Ki Baba Ramdev le lagyo sabai grahak haru?

Testai hamro Parjatantra Party ka neta ji haru lai pani goru le po lakhetna thaleko ho ki? Kahile kangress le, kahile commnist le ani kahile purai 7 party le lakhetirako bela ma aba yo nathey goru le pani!