Girija Prasad Koirala: I tell you, listen to me, I tell you. The chicken should not have crossed the road, but it did. If it came to this side, I would fulfill all its demands. It’s not late to come back.
Prachanda: I think it did not like my theory of “Janga Bahadur and Buddha”. It will regret it though. This chicken will not escape the cantonment.
Madhav K. Nepal: This is a great plot against us. Now we are sandwiched between these two bulls. Chicken, come back here, come back!
YCL: We could not prevent the chicken from crossing the road but we will not let “red sandal wood” do the same.
Sujata Koirala: It’s simple, because the Narayanhiti Palace is on the other side of the road.
Bhusan Dahal: I am concerned with only KAAG crossing the road, not chicken.
Prashant Tamang: No, no. I did not cross the road!
India: Bird flu hai bhai, let it cross the border towards Nepal.
Ramdev Baba: I could imagine it did not like performing Anuloom-bilom but why it did not want to grow its hair back, beats me!
Nepal Police: Ma*chik** le bhakku lathi-charge bhete pachi jadai na ta mu**chicken.
Umes: Baal ho, I like Buff momo, chicken momo sucks.
(Interpretations at your own risk. This Chicken-Crossing-Road project is not complete, may be you guys can suggest some more.)