Pan-Parag Pan-masala Pan-parag

Parmananda Jha Effigy

Our vice president has opened his mouth this time and he has seriously pissed the two ruling parties of the coalition government.

The one responsible for streets full of burnt tyres and effigies all over the country for taking oath in Hindi, has now heated up the political tussle ground by mouthing “the special committee formed for the integration of Maoist combatants” as un-constitutional and self-decision of the two major parties, Maoist and UML.

No wonder, the Maoists are pissed, and so are the tail wagging comedians of UML.

They want to take action against Vice President Parmananda Jha for what they claim as “putting remarks beyond one’s jurisdiction”.

That in other words, according to them, VP PJ needs to shut his mouth up (or anyone else for that matter) and never remark what the government (two parties) is doing.

With his role limited to sitting at his vice-presidential office cleaning any new layers of dust that sediments on his table, brooding and wondering what the first ever vice president of the Democratic Republic of Nepal ought to be doing – our VP must have become inspired somehow. Even though it sounds “palin stupid”, he must have mustered some courage and with determination, he spoke out and questioned the legitimacy of the special committee.

“This committee is fucking unconstitutional.”

Sedition. The joint mechanism of Maoist and UML have now suggested Prime Minster Awesome to seek explanation from VP Jha for his outrageous “anti-government” remark.

Note that, it’s not the government or the cabinet that is suggesting dear Mr Prime Minister to take action against the VP; it’s the two-party joint mechanism. And again, this joint mechanism was reportedly formed to improve the relationship between the two communist parties – Maoist and UML.

They might even impeach poor old vice president and boot him out of his office for sedition.

Thus, the show continues.

Each day, there are newer issues and newer farce. They had promised – ” the process of drafting the new constitution will surely start right after the Tihar festival.” Tihar is gone. The obnoxious smell of “malta-bara” has vanished. The “makha-mali” flower too has gradually withered.

The swift visit by ever-happy looking UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon was like those TV commercials of pan-masala that you no longer remember. Only the bitter after taste of pan-masala lingers – an on-your-face bitching by Girija Prashad Koirala with Secretary General, condemning the recent fawning of UNMIN to the CPN Maoist.

No one speaks of drafting Constitution anymore. The CA has not even convened after the Tihar. The elected “Gang of 601” is too busy doing nothing except getting monthly salary and allowances.

The constitution, the army integration, the revolution, the change, the development. Peace, oh, peace. Our country, motherland.

Hyaaaaa…. fuck this melodrama shit.
Let’s hear some news about VP Jha getting his Hindi-swearing ass scalded by the government.


Post Post Script:
As of today, November 09, 2008 – Home Minister Bam the Dev has stated “except for the Supreme Court, no one is allowed to make any remark on the special committe formed for the maoist combatant integration”.


5 Responses to Pan-Parag Pan-masala Pan-parag

  1. आकार says:

    यो मुला, फोरमानन्द जे पायो त्यही बोल्छ ।

  2. ShutUp says:

    I don’t know if VP’s remark were objectionable or not.. the questions is however, can or can not anyone express his/her remarks on how the coalition government and the tag-team of Maoist/UML been doing things lately?

    Regardless of his views on the committee and other issues, Parmanenda Jha, just like any one else, can use his “freedom of speech” and comment on how things are happening in the country.

    And, about the so called “army integration”, I am totally against it.

  3. आकार says:

    उपराष्ट्रपति परमानन्द झाले दलहरुले आफूमाथि महाअभियोग लगाउन नसक्ने दावी गर्नुभएको छ । उपराष्ट्रपति झाले आफु निर्वाचित उपराष्ट्रपति भएको र आफुलाई लागेको कुरा बोलेको बताउनु भयो । काठमाण्डुमा सेना समायोज विशेष समितिका विषयमा बोलेर विवादमा पर्नुभएका झाले आज विराटनगरमा संचारकर्मीसग भन्नुभयो- ”मैले आफुलाई लागेको कुरा बोलेको हुँ । तपाइलाई महाअभियोग लगाउने कुरा हुदैछ नी – भन्ने प्रश्नमा झाले भन्नुभयो-”म निर्वाचित उपराष्ट्रपति हो यत्ति तल्लो स्तरको कुरा नगर्नुस् मलाई महाअभियोग लगाउनेले आफुले संविधान उल्लङ्घन गरेको छु की छुइन भनेर हर्ेर्नुपर्छ” । उपराष्ट्रपति झाले उपराष्ट्रपतिको काम संविधान बनाउने नभएर संरक्षण गर्ने रहेको बताउदै आफु संविधान संरक्षणका लागि क्रियाशिल हुने बताउनु भयो । उहाले भन्नुभयो-”संविधान बनाउने जिम्मा छ सय एक जनाको हो मेरो जिम्मेवारी त संरक्षण मात्र हो” ।

  4. ShutUp says:

    He is right, isn’t he?

    If he should be impeached for going against the norms, he surely is not the first one to violate the norms and protocols.

    The first on the line to get impeached should be those shameless gang of 601who have been gobbling up monthly salary and allowance doing nothing.

  5. S says:

    aren’t you on your way to coining some new terms!!..and what…UML -Maoist coalition group!! we haven’t had enough of the YCL and YF and what nots..guess they are for the ground level management and this ones for uppper level management.
    Awesome!!..looking at all the happenings from ouside..may give you all the joys in the world but seriously this is getting dirtier everyday. and amidst all this- bichara VP. One person who dares to speak against it ais forced to shup up.

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