Fucchi ko Red Salute

March 31, 2008

Red Salute

But then, there’s a difference between the girl’s “red salute” and comrade Madhav Kumar Nepal’s “red salute”. The girl’s has innocence and purity; same can’t be said convincingly about comrade MKN’s.

Comrade MKN knows about the election codes of conduct. The fun lies with not abiding by it. Who has, one might ask.

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Wrong Place Wrong Time

March 29, 2008

Wrong place, wrong time!
Place: Nepal Police Health Club (Mahendra Police Club)
Time: ktmROCKS Ides of March III concert

For the pictures of the concert: click here
For more, visit: ktmROCKS

Jogi, Jesus and Constituent Assembly Elections

March 23, 2008

Our door bell rings.

“Her’ta bahira ko ho”. My mom asks me to look who’s at the gate. “Aama, jogi ho.”

Jogi-s these days normally do not wail “Aloooook Niranjan” – they push the bell button.

“Ek kachaura chaamal lagera dey na ta.”

So I take a bowl of rice from the kitchen and go downstairs, see the Jogi standing with his right foot inside the gate. He seems to be in a bit of hurry. I pour the rice into his “jhola”, he says – “ali kati paisa pani diye babu ko kalyaan hunthyo.”

“Huh, tapai lai chaamal le hudaina?” He says he wants to buy cigarette. Ye lau, kasto rag hanya bihana bihanai – jogi ko pani demand!

Politely, I say to him that next time I will give him Rs. 5. He goes away to the next house, not forgetting the blessing he owes me – babu ko jai hoos, babu ko jai hoos.

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Some Random Pics I Took

March 15, 2008

In Nepal, one can learn English language “fararara” in just 3 months.

A picture of some American porn girl gets to honour the “shower-dance” restaurant in Putalisadak.


Holy imposters! Pollution is so extreme here in Gyaneshwor that these swami/guru guys put on masks during sermon.

Dog Family

You family of dog – do not throw waste here!

Vikashananda opts for a Knock Out

March 14, 2008

Prachanda and Vikashananda

(Maoist chairman Prachanda and Vikashananda during the inauguration program of a new building of Manokranti Matrix in Godawari. March 9, 2008)

I have never played Boxing – but I can imagine how a boxer might feel like when, out of a sudden and out of a freaking blue – you receive a sucker punch that knocks you out cold for good.

THIS was the “sucker punch” move (almost) perfectly executed by Vikashananda on the Nepali media. Wait, plan and execute. Ingenious!

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Jai Jai Shivashankar

March 6, 2008

On the occasion of “Maha-shiva-ratri” – here’s your chance to meet the Lord himself in person.

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Misuse of fund – Not a new story

March 3, 2008

Amnesty International Nepal

Question: Will China ever give a damn about some Amnesty International in Nepal protesting about its system of capital punishment?
Answer: NO.

Question: Will the gathering amassed by the Amnesty International Nepal at the Maitighar Mandala, Kathmandu – with colourful banners and placards – ever make China think about its policy? Will China now consider reformation of their current ruling system which, as the media has reported, violates human rights?
Answer: NO.

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